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Yesterday
	8:13pm	See, I can help the edgy vampire - and I can do it without ruining the new pedicure.
	7:59pm	Out killing things.
	7:59pm	@CordyChase Killing things. Good idea. I think I'll do that.
	5:34pm	@AngelWithASoul R u broody or cabin fever-y? ;) Had a pedicure appt. Don't worry, sunset soon, you can ease boredom by killing things soon.
	5:07pm	Where is everyone?
	10:24am	Another sunny day.
March 11th
	9:30am	Funny thing, when we got around to MY sucky weekend, all I could remember was @rocknjosie hurling on someone's shoes. Some dorky guy. Huh.
	9:25am	Poor @AngelWithASoul. @BuffySummers visits for 5 minutes & he goes more Morrissey than usual. What happened to staying away from each other?
March 10th
	6:53pm	@AngelWithASoul I re-invite both you and your chocolate. See you in a bit.
	6:50pm	@CordyChase I'm on my way... and I think I actually feel like chocolate (weird) so I will bring some.
	6:41pm	Who was it who said "I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur"? Remind me to never go on vacation again.
	6:40pm	@AngelWithASoul Come over now. U tell me about ur weekend & I'ill tell u about mine & then we can agree 2 never mention either ever again.
	6:34pm	@CordyChase She was here. You know, when Faith was. She and I sort of... fought. She hit me and I hit her and I yelled at her. It was bad.
	6:17pm	@AngelWithASoul hey, I live in the now. And occasionally (and painfully) the within-the-hour from now. Now why are we calling @BuffySummers?
	6:12pm	@CordyChase Carol Burnett is - she - oh - I'll explain later. I'm - wow. I'm speechless. Is this what the world's come to?
	6:01pm	@AngelWithASoul Sigh. Yes, brain is fine - think I prefer the visions to little Sunnydale magics. And I mean LITTLE. Like, SHORT. And lame.
	5:59pm	@AngelWithASoul Why do you want to see an interview with the mom from Mad About You? I mean, she was funny and all, but...that's just odd.
	5:06pm	@CordyChase Wait, what? What happened with your brain?? Are you okay??!!
	5:06pm	@CordyChase Fine. I'll tell you what happened. Can I come over? They're airing a new Carol Burnett interview & I don't have the channel.
	5:04pm	@AngelWithASoul Trip. Um, a thing w/my brain which hurt less than visions & was ultimately more debilitating. U don't have 2 do anything.
	4:52pm	@AngelWithASoul & anyway, I seem 2 recall SOMEONE saying I was phone-grounded 4 trying 2 make us $. So HOW could I give u anyone's number?:P
	4:48pm	@CordyChase Can I just have her number? Please? Oh, and how was your trip?
	4:30pm	I blame this all on Faith. She hadn't got all psycho here, I wouldn't've had 2 flee 2 the burbs & in range of Dorkathan's wet dream spell.
	8:05am	OK look - the PTB are allowed to make my brain their bitch when they want. Dorks from HS are NOT. Can't believe I...ugh. NOT to talk about.
March 9th
	11:05pm	Looking at SHS yearbook. @JonathanLevnson was that little gleet Devon stuffed in lockers every other day! What the hell did I vacation into?
	8:05pm	@AngelWithASoul Home. Don't ask, tell...like, why are we wanting Buffy's number? What happened that you need to apologize for? Confused...
	7:29pm	Maybe I'll save someone tonight. Or maybe I won't get to them in time. Who can tell?
	4:00pm	@CordyChase Oh good, I need your help. I accidentally deleted my phone's address book and I can't call @BuffySummers to try to apologize.
	3:37pm	@rocknjosie Now you have both quality AND quantity. ;)
	3:32pm	Further away I get from Sunnydale, the more last few days seem like a dream, or vision - hey, totally forgot about the visions while there.
	3:20pm	@rocknjosie A follow is the least I could do for someone willing to hold my hair while I throw up. :P
	11:30am	Heading back to LA today and my comparatively normal life. Okay, not normal, but way more stylish and infinitely less lame.
March 8th
	9:06pm	I'm sure he'd be able to take care of Wolfram & Hart once and for all in one weekend.
	9:04pm	I'm frankly amazed we managed to get through the whole Faith thing without his leadership.
	9:03pm	@AngelWithASoul and I have been handling all the evil in LA all right, but it sure would be easier if @JonathanLevnson were here.
March 7th
	5:23pm	Been a while since I have had a non-vision-y headache this bad. Remind me to NOT visit the hometown again, even for @JonathanLevnson, sigh.
	12:20am	5 drinks & more vomit later, on way back to @rocknjosie's. Still can't believe I was such an idiot - & @JonathanLevnson so sweet about it.
March 6th
	9:01pm	SO humiliated...this isn't worse than a rebar through your torso, but it's close. Someone get me something alcoholic!
	8:59pm	Good news - @rocknjosie held my hair while I finished puking in the ladies'. Bad news - the puking began on @JonathanLevnson's shoes.
	8:32pm	He's with Gianni Versace! I cried when I read how @JonathanLevnson stopped his killer & Versace designed the line after his heroism.
	8:21pm	OMG, there's @JonathanLevnson. Be cool, Cor...I'll go over and say hi. Just hi. Just breathe.
	8:07pm	It breaks my heart how good that outfit would look on me - is that model @JonathanLevnson's girlfriend? Jealous...
	8:03pm	OMG!! @rocknjosie!! Did you see? @JonathanLevnson heard my song dedication!! He remembers me from HS! *swoooon*
	7:05pm	Did I just see @SpikePratt over there? @JonathanLevnson could teach him a thing or 2 about fashion, not who I need to bump into though!
	4:52pm	@rocknjosie's getting a tattoo! Either a chain of flowers around her wrist, or @JonathanLevnson's face...is there even a question?
	3:59pm	@rocknjosie As if indeed! I forgot how fashion-impaired Cruddydale was - @JonathanLevnson will whip them into sartorial shape.
	3:45pm	@HarmonyKendall I know, right? Makes it a double whammy of "what the hell was I thinking?"
	3:35pm	Called local radio station to get them to play "Your Song". Lots of people don't know that Elton John wrote it about @JonathanLevnson.
	2:25pm	I mean, there's no way @JonathanLevnson would take a girl out and then knock her up with demon spawn. There's just no way.
	2:20pm	Wonder if @JonathanLevnson will remember me? Wonder if @rocknjosie would mind if he wanted to take me out for coffee after the show?
	2:09pm	So good to see @rocknjosie - we are SO alike, you gotta wonder if she gets visions too. Got tix for @JonathanLevnson fashion show, yay!
	12:09pm	No way would @JonathanLevnson have screwed things up with everyone as badly as I have.
	10:40am	Entering Sunnydale outskirts. God, this town looks small. How did anyone as amazing as @JonathanLevnson (or well, ME) ever come out of here?
	6:01am	Awake early. Somehow the still-fresh wounds from being tortured by a psychopath make sleep difficult.
	5:28am	@Spike_Pratt I knew @JonathanLevnson in HS...at least I think I did...and I can get to the front row of anything all on my own, thanks :P
	12:15am	Well, that went... well. I think I'll... sleep. Or something.
March 5th
	7:10pm	Wait - @JonathanLevnson? Wasn't he a...or did I just dream that he...whatever, a fashion show is a fashion show!
	6:45pm	Josie had the BEST idea, since she lives so close to Sunnydale, let's go - maybe we can get into the @JonathanLevnson fashion show tomorrow!
	4:40pm	Meeting up with my old girlfriend from cheer camp. A little Thelma&Louise-ing'll keep me from worrying too much about the boys getting dead.
	3:46pm	I still cannot believe Faith is in Los Angeles and still alive. Somebody needs to take care of this if Angel won't.
	3:19pm	The afternoon is for drinking, clearly.
	1:45pm	Whatever. I am not going to sit around and watch @AngelWithASoul sit the psycho, I am out of here - and he can pay for it. Later!
	12:50pm	Are you KIDDING me? @WesleyPryce is half-dead, I have a shiner the size of a baseball, and @AngelWithASoul is being all skank-friendly??
	10:00am	It turns out being tortured makes it hard to sleep. I'll visit the office this afternoon, see what @AngelWithASoul has in store for Faith.
	7:25am	And with everything else, how weird that I would dream about @JonathanLevnson, all rich and hot and popular - was he always like that?
	6:17am	@Spike_Pratt I bet. Go impress @BuffySummers with your pervosity. I hear she goes for that kind of thing. :P
March 4th
	9:09pm	@Spike_Pratt Would it please you to know I have a huge bloody bruise on my left eye? Who am I talking to, of course it would. Perv.
	9:00pm	Really worried what that bitch is doing to @WesleyPryce right now. @AngelWithASoul was as comforting as a dead guy can be. Hope he kills her
	8:05pm	She got the drop on us! @WesleyPryce's missing & @PhantomDennis1 keeps floating cookies 2 me, think he feels bad his warning wasn't better.
	8:05pm	Did I say interesting? I meant bloody. And not in a nice nutritious vampire-with-a-soul way.
	7:40pm	@L_McDonald You know, I really do enjoy our little visits. Let's not do them more often.
	6:38pm	Definitely a good time to be away.
	6:02pm	So Faith is here. This could get interesting.
	6:01pm	@CordyChase Scarce is smart. Oh, and when you get back, you're on phone-suspension. @WesleyPryce handles new clients now.
	6:00pm	Making @WesleyPryce bring me home quick to pack a bag before becoming scarce. I'm sure @AngelWithASoul can handle slayer-skank on his own.
	5:37pm	@cullensofetch Not that I personally know anything about herpes. But I bet anything Faith does.
	5:36pm	@cullensofetch I actually meant Faith - though good ol' Buff seems to linger as well. Slayers are like herpes, you can't get rid of either.
	4:45pm	R u kidding me? Thought I'd seen the last of psycho-slayer back in Sunnydale. Definitely taking @AngelWithASoul's advice & becoming scarce.
	2:25pm	Getting @AngelWithASoul 2 a lunch meeting is like pulling, er, fangs. Hopefully it'll b profitable & he won't b mad about the divorce thing.
March 3rd
	8:46pm	@CordyChase Sure, whatever you say. Now I really need to focus here - don't some thug to surprise me because I'm twitting.
	8:29pm	@AngelWithASoul Sure, whatever. But we'lll see the guy, right? Shouldn't turn down a human in need, even if he is rich, right?
	8:23pm	@CordyChase Right. You trying to be funny. Don't do that again. Demons are demons, domesticity is domesticity and you & Wes can keep it.
	8:07pm	@AngelWithASoul but seriously, client wants to er, DIVORCE himself from this demon. It's like a parasite or something. We should see him.
	8:03pm	@AngelWithASoul see, if we take on more paying clients, we can get you one of those super-easy old people phones, you being 250 and all.
	7:56pm	@CordyChase No. That meansz no. Crap, how the hell do you backspace on this phone tweet thing???
	7:48pm	@JWFoss Sunnydale dreams are their own special kind of wacky...it's like my subconscious is slumming. Yuck.
	7:47pm	@AngelWithASoul I guess you haven't seen how @WesleyPryce and I can get sometimes. Seriously, let's just TALK to the guy, we need the money!
	7:13pm	Ansty, wound up from not hitting that guy as much as I wanted to. Going out to dust something. I'm sure the PTB will be as obliging as usual
	7:11pm	@CordyChase And yet somehow we manage to make it through every month without having to stoop to the level of domestic disputes.
	6:56pm	@AngelWithASoul I hate lawyers too - and think how many more we'd have to deal with if we failed to pay the electric bill, the water bill...
	6:32pm	I hate lawyers. Wouldn't that be a hint to you, @CordyChase, that we DON'T take divorce cases???
	4:30pm	Who needs hideously painful visions when I have an actual CLIENT - one with actual money who can actually pay us! Divorce counts as demonic!
	12:50pm	Wow, @AngelWithASoul actually got this guy to agree to testify - and he did it without getting blood on the walls, which is extra-impressive
	8:07am	I think my followers will/should get a kick out of THIS - http://tomincloset.livejournal.com/66797.html
	7:56am	Blood & Breakfast Extras: "Dream Vampire" http://youtu.be/FeDN68vR1HY This cracks me up.
March 2nd
	9:50pm	Going home to get some sleep. @WesleyPryce, give me a call if @AngelWithASoul manages to pummel this guy into growing a pair.
	3:30pm	Still at it. I'm telling you, @WesleyPryce, it's gonna take jaws of life to open this guy's mouth. Will fangs of death get him to spill?
	3:23pm	Oh, good, there's coffee. This guy is really pissing me off.
	11:10am	Ugh, where's the coffee? Thank god it came pre-ground this time - hope @AngelWithASoul has more success putting the squeeze on hoodie-guy.
	3:18am	Glad we finally found hoodie-guy, but still have a bad feeling. Plus, just had wacky Sunnydale nightmare. I'll never get back to sleep now.
March 1st
	10:10pm	We found and rescued @CordyChase's hoodlum. If he'll testify is anyone's guess. He's staying here & will talk with @AngelWIthASoul tomorrow.
	8:09pm	Pretty sure we found underpass from vision. Get the feeling hood-guy is part of bigger bad, therein lying his need to not be demon-food.
	3:55pm	@Angelwithasoul, @CordyChase and I are driving around to see if she recognizes more landmarks from her vision.
	8:20am	OK, something else from vision - the highway they were under was a bridge. Bunch of guys, fire in a trash can, no marshmallows. Any help?
February 28th
	7:19pm	@AngelWithASoul Perhaps you should contact Kate? Maybe she can help us narrow down the pool of available hoodlums.
	7:18pm	For the moment, everything seems quiet. Except for the hoodlum we have to collect from @CordyChase's vision.
	7:04pm	@CordyChase On it anyway. Lemme know if you see anything more helpful.
	2:30pm	Can I help it of the underbelly of LA all looks alike? If this guy's so crucial, the PTB could have been more address-specific.
February 27th
	1:15pm	@AngelWithASoul Think name's Marquez. Hanging out under a hwy w/some hoods, demon attack...damn, can't tell which hwy just from underside...
	11:58am	@CordyChase What did you see?
	9:40am	Dammit, PTB! All dolled up for a go-see and you hit me with a vision? Guy just looks like standard thug, why tag ME about this one? Ow..
February 26th
	3:19pm	Okay, maybe not so much with the auditioning this week. Demons can be so thoughtless about other peoples' schedules. Next week for sure!
February 23rd
	8:40pm	@CordyChase Good luck!
	7:02pm	Who does live theater in LA anyway? Never win an Emmy like that . Tomorrow, back to those commercial open calls - something's gotta hit!
February 21st
	7:36pm	Maybe cookies for @CordyChase & @WesleyPryce will make up for the things Angelus said to them. Really, really good cookies.
February 19th
	5:54pm	Is this what a hangover feels like? It's been so long, I'd forgotten. Not a pleasant memory, ouch.
	1:34pm	Thanks, @CordyChase, @WesleyPryce. It took me this long to get free. I love waking up tied to my bed having spent the night evil… don't you?
	10:35am	@AngelWithASoul is lucky I'm such a forgiving person - and that he knows how to grovel from a reclining position. No way I'm unchaining him.
February 18th
	10:30pm	I'd like to thank the Academy. And some convenient impact trauma, not to mention several yards of very strong steel chain.
	8:54pm	This is your vampire. This is your vampire on drugs. Any questions? God, I kill me...and you, and your mom, and your dog...
	8:51pm	@WesleyPryce You going to be snippy at me or are you going to figure out how to get boss's soul back in the driver's seat?
	8:48pm	Don't worry, @WesleyPryce, you'll get plenty of attention from ME - it's not like you get it from Daddy, after all.
	8:42pm	@CordyChase Yes, and who was the one who shouldn't be talking in public after all?
	8:30pm	That slut! I could kill @RebeccaLowell - if @AngelWithASoul (currently without, actually) doesn't do it first.
	8:26pm	Fee fie foe fum, I smell something that is going to look REALLY good in eight bloody pieces. This what you wanted, @RebeccaLowell?
	8:23pm	@SpikePratt haul your candy ass back to LA and I'll be happy to show you impotence. PERFECTLY happy. Yes, I'm BACK!
	7:15pm	Eep...I better get hold of @WesleyPryce. He can remind me to occasionally staple my mouth shut about @AngelWithASoul's whole curse-deal.
	3:11pm	@im_so_illy Best friend + boss should qualify @AngelWithASoul for tweetage, don't you think?
	3:07pm	Just another reason I really don’t go in for show business. How do I tell her this???
	11:30am	OMG, even better than a premiere - @RebeccaLowell wants me to go shopping with her! What do I say to her, what am I going to WEAR??
February 17th
	7:45pm	WHAT?! He gets to go to a premiere & doesn't think this is what being a champion is all about? @AngelWithASoul, u have 2 tell me EVERYTHING.
	7:00pm	We haven't been able to find out much about @RebeccaLowell's stalker, I'm afraid. It seems @AngelWIthASoul will have to catch him in the act
	6:33pm	Apparently I’m going to a movie premiere?!
	6:31pm	Boss's boring clothes = still has soul. & he DID take Rebecca's case! I KNEW he'd see that celebs are people too - REALLY IMPORTANT people.
	12:25pm	Oh GOOD, he spent the night with her. I'll bring him some coffee...and, you know, a cross. Just in case.
February 16th
	9:04pm	@WesleyPryce Just let me know if u want 2 borrow my lip gloss, ur lips must get REALLY chapped from all that kissing @AngelWithASoul's butt.
	9:01pm	GAH, I teach @AngelWithASoul how 2 use his phone & he leaves it in the office. Hey, maybe he's reconsidered helping me - er, @RebeccaLowell!
	3:09pm	@CordyChase I'm afraid @AngelWithASoul seems quite immovable on this point. He does have a point, you know.
	12:25pm	Note to self - don't fake a vision, or the ever-vindictive PTB will send you a migraine as punishment.
	11:55am	OMG, how can someone so old have such out-of-whack priorities?? Doesn't he want to see more of me in the paper than just my elbow??
	11:53am	For the last time, @CordyChase, no, we are not taking her case!
	4:15am	Great job tonight, @CordyChase. Really interesting interpretation you had there. Please stop shrieking about that actress by morning, k?
February 15th
	10:10pm	@RebeccaLowell, um, hi Ms Lowell, didn't realize you were on Twitter, it's Cordelia Chase, that girl from your near-death experience?
	9:30pm	Still can't believe I met Rebecca Lowell, boss saved her life, & doesn't get what a BIG deal this is. Her near death could = my big break!
	8:30pm	OMG OMG OMG! I met REBECCA LOWELL! It was AMAZING! She was almost hit by a car! Well, that wasn't amazing, & @AngelWithASoul saved her. OMG!
	7:20pm	Remembering that creep Barney who advised me to picture my audience dead. Well, that won't be a problem with @AngelWithASoul in the audience
	9:59am	So excited for tonight's opening - got to get preshow manicure, facial, etc. PLEASE no visions or anything til after curtain calls!
February 14th
	11:45pm	Dress rehearsal went great - well, at least, the DRESS part of it. The back wall fell when I slammed the door though, hope they fix that.
	9:08pm	@CordyChase Okay, see you then. And of course we'll be there! (No comment about the cookies. Really. None at all.)
	6:10pm	My play opens tomorrow! Everyone's coming to see it, RIGHT?
	3:22pm	@AngelWithASoul Make it 11 in case rehearsal goes late. Fridge stocked for you, just DON'T dunk the cookies in the blood like it's milk, k?
	3:07pm	@CordyChase Sure, I'll be around at sunset. You still got blood in your fridge, or should I bring? (Not to be un-cookie-appreciative. But.)
	2:32pm	@AngelWithASoul barring V-Day massacres, wanna come over after my rehearsal & help @PhantomDennis1 bake cookies? Since we're all dateless.
	2:30pm	@AngelWithASoul Hey, I don't just hang around you for all the free demon goo, you know. Back atcha. :)
	2:24pm	@CordyChase Thanks for that. Happy Valentine's Day.
	12:14pm	@WesleyPryce See, @AngelWithASoul is actually SO clever that he leaves his phone home on purpose so the bad guys won't get it. We know.
	11:42am	@WesleyPryce Um. Well. I didn't exactly... have it... with me... but @CordyChase can try to teach me anyway. Emphasis on 'try'.
	6:55am	@CordyChase I'm sure the bad guys were smart enough to take away his cell phone. Weren't they, @AngelWithASoul?
	5:38am	@AngelWithASoul Glad to have u back. Let us celebrate V-Day by me teaching u how to tweet from ur phone so ur easier to find next time. :)

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